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All right, so we replaced your pads,

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resurfaced your rotors, and
adjusted your calipers.

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Great. Please tell me that
means you fixed my brakes.

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Well, lets just
say I don’t expect your car

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on my lawn again.

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You can go and settle this
up with Tina in the office.

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Your cars in the back getting washed.

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Ooh, your shop is so fancy.

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Well, you also get a
complimentary air freshener.

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Pine tree, cinnamon vanilla,

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or my personal favorite,
"New Calvin Smell."

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Is that like "new car smell"?

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Yeah, but with notes of
cocoa butter and swagger.

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Ooh, I’ve never seen
you at work before.

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Look at you, Mrs. Businesswoman.

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Balancing the books,
invoicing suppliers...

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Girl, I’m on Facebook.

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My cousin just changed
her relationship status

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to "its complicated," and
we know what that means.

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Here comes the Bible quotes
and the bikini pictures.

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Calvin told
me to give you this.

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Oh, no, no. Don't be ridiculous.

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Were not charging you.

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What are you talking about? Its $300.

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Calvin rotored my caterpillars
and padded my surfaces.

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Gemma, were friends, okay?

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Don't worry about it.

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No. Really, Tina, I
appreciate the thought,

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but I have to pay you.

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Gemma Johnson,

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I just called you a friend.

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And friends do things for each other,

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so don’t insult me when I’m
trying to show you some love.

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Are you sure?

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Girl, don’t make me
cut your brake lines.

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Have you actually ever done that?

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No.

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Well, in that case, thank you.

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You’re welcome.

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Now come help me find a
Bible verse that says

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"Stick to a one-piece."

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Hey, Calvin.

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Oh. Thanks for taking care of our car.

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Not a problem, Dave.

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You guys did a great job.

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We try.

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Oh, and thanks so much
for comping the bill.

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Oh, whats that, now?

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You know how you hooked
us up with the car.

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Who knew you were so generous?

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Not me.

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Well, I owe you one.

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You owe me a lot more than one.

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Whats that, buddy?

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Oh, nothing, buddy.

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Tina!

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Tina! Tina!

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Ooh, Dad seems pissed. We should go.

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Yeah, Dad seems pissed. We should stay.

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What are you yelling about?

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Is Leon selling meat out of
the back of his van again?

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Did you tell the Johnsons they
didn’t have to pay their bill?

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Yeah. Why?

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Why?

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Because 300 bucks is a lot of money.

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That's like 60 rib eyes.

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Wait, so those steaks
are five bucks apiece?

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Yeah, Pop, that's not real meat.

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Gemma's my friend.

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Its not like were hurting for money.

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Its not about the money.

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Its about that you didn’t ask me.

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Why do I have to ask you?

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Because I'm the boss.

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Yep, Mom is pissed. We should go.

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Yeah. This time I agree.

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Calvin, I didn’t realize I had a boss.

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I thought I had a business partner.

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Babe, you know what I’m saying.

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All right? It, its a division of labor.

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- Mm-hmm.
- I’m the boss at the shop.

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You’re the boss here at home.

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Wha... Why-why are we laughing?

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Oh...

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Cause you thought I would
buy that nonsense.

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Calvin Butler, love of my life,
partner at home and at work...

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I made a decision

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and I expect for you to respect that.

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Okay, so was that a "I love you" kiss

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or a "you need to let this go" kiss?

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Well go with both.

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Hey, guys.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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We just wanted to stop
by and say thanks again

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for taking such good care
of us down at the shop.

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Aw, don’t be ridiculous.

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Its our pleasure. Right, Calvin?

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300%.

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But, you know, we talked about it,

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and it just feels wrong to
let you do it for free.

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All right.

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Which is why we want to have
you over for dinner tomorrow.

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Well, that’s wonderful.

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Well bring the wine. You
want to pick one out?

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Ooh, I don’t know. We might
have to taste it first.

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I might need to taste it twice.

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I want that money, Dave.

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What?

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And don’t tell our wives.

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I tell Gemma everything.

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Even when she asks me not to.

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Well, on behalf of both of
us, keep your mouth shut.

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So, if the chicken had six eggs,

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and the farmer took away five,

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what did the chicken have left?

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Where do chicken babies come from?

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Oh. Well, that’s an
interesting question.

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You see, instead of genitals...

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hens and roosters have a special
hole called a cloaca...

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that’s used for both going to
the bathroom and making babies.

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If you don’t know, just say so.

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Did he just trick me into
finishing his homework?

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Hey, Gemma.

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Hey, sweetie.

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Uh, I was thinking.

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You know, maybe we pay Calvin

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for the work that he did on the car.

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I asked,

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but Tina threatened to
cut my brake lines.

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I think, playfully.

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I know, its just... its the
principle of the thing.

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You know, where I come
from, a man gets paid

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for the work that he does.

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First of all, we come
from the same place.

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Uh, hello.

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East Kalamazoo is an
entirely different world

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from Hickory Corners.

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And second, it would be rude.

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Tina explicitly said she
didn’t want us to pay.

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I know, but people say things

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that they don’t mean all the time.

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Like, when I floated the idea of
becoming an amateur beekeeper,

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and you told me to do what I want.

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You’re right. I definitely
didn’t mean that.

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See?

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And how many times did you get stung?

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We still don’t know that
those were my bees.

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So we agree. Were not
paying them, right?

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Okay.

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Good. Now I’m gonna go tuck in Grover,

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before he starts looking
for his cloaca.

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Yeah, Malcolm and Marty.

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What do the Butler boys
got crackalackin tonight?

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Well, Marty and I are checking
out this new dating app.

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You would not believe all
the fine women on here.

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Ooh-ooh!

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Excuse me. Are these seats taken?

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Yeah, I think there was
some guy here or something.

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What? What?

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What the hell is wrong with you two?

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You online shopping when

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you already in the mall.

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Look, the game has changed, Ernie.

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We would have to have a whole
conversation with those girls

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to find out if we were a match.

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Yeah, but with the
app, we already know,

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- and we just swipe right.
- Mmm.

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Well, back in my day, if
a woman didn’t like you,

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she literally swiped you away.

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Once, I got swiped off a boat.

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Oh! I got my first match.

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Oh, she is fine. She likes baseball,

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shes into poetry, and
her name is Ebony.

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Ha-ha! Houston, we have liftoff.

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I got a match, too.

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Yeah, her name is... Ebony.

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Oh...

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let the games begin.

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Dave.

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Dave. Where are you?

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- I’m right here.
- What?

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Why you scaring me like that?

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Sorry. Sorry.

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I’m on the down-low.

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Just so you know,

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in this neighborhood, that
doesn’t mean what you think.

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Whatever. Look...

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- Got your money.
- Great.

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But I cant give it to you.

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Why not?

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Because Gemma wants to
respect Tina’s decision.

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So you see my situation.

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I want to pay you.

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But I cant.

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Dave, why are you wasting
my time right now?

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Because I believe that paying
you is the right thing to do.

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A man deserves to be paid
for the work that he does.

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Okay, so give me the money.

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But, then Id be going
behind my wife’s back,

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and I don’t think that’s the
right thing to do, either.

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Oh... okay.

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I see, you one of those kind of dudes.

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What do you mean?

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Oh, you know, the kind that’s
afraid to do the right thing,

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so you hide behind your wife.

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Are you calling me a Hickory
Corners kind of man?

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That is as confusing to me
as "the down-low" is to you.

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Okay, you know what? Fine. Here.

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- Look. Take the money.
- Cool.

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But just so you know,
I feel super guilty,

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because I’ve never
lied to Gemma before.

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Plus...

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I’m a terrible liar.

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What are you guys doing?

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W-Were just having a late night
meeting for our recycling club.

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Oh. Cool.

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I just lied to my son!

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I feel horrible.

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Yeah.

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- So do I.
- Really?

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No.

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See? That’s how you lie.

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Oh!

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We’ve done a horrible thing.

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I need to put a bell on you.

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I feel so guilty about lying
to Gemma, sneaking around

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on her on the down-low.

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Okay, you’ve got to stop saying that,

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or look up what it means.

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I cant even look her in the eye.

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I spent all breakfast
focusing on her left nostril.

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I cant do this anymore, Calvin.

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I have to tell her

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about this and that stray nose hair.

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Look, you’ve already
committed the crime.

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There’s no way you can undo it.

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You could give me back the money.

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Like I said, there’s no
way you can undo it.

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- But...
- Look, Dave,

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how will knowing the
truth make Gemma feel?

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I don’t know, hurt, angry, betrayed.

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Exactly, so by you telling
her, all you’ll be doing

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is making yourself feel better.

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I guess.

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Be a good husband, Dave.
Keep lying to your wife.

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I just wish that lying
came easier to me.

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Oh, hey, Dave, what are you doing here?

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Calvin and I are gonna donate blood.

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Oh, really? That’s great.

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I’ve been trying to get
him to go for years.

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So whats your secret, Dave?

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My secret? I don’t have a secret.

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I’m not feeling too well.
Anybody else feel dizzy?

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Well, it sounds like you
shouldn’t be giving blood.

258
00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:04,295
Calvin, looks like you
got to go without him.

259
00:12:04,328 --> 00:12:05,362
Okay.

260
00:12:05,703 --> 00:12:06,991
All right.

261
00:12:07,016 --> 00:12:07,887
Ill make sure

262
00:12:07,912 --> 00:12:09,601
he gives some later.

263
00:12:13,377 --> 00:12:15,792
You’ve been on that phone
since I got home from work.

264
00:12:15,817 --> 00:12:16,798
Whats going on?

265
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,159
Just asking out this girl I
met on this app last night.

266
00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:21,229
Oh, nice. Whats her name?

267
00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:22,417
Ebony.

268
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,955
Good. You just answered
my next question.

269
00:12:30,911 --> 00:12:32,480
Hey, guys.

270
00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:34,945
Hey, baby. I just finished
folding your laundry.

271
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:37,080
Oh, good, cause I think
my lucky shirts in there,

272
00:12:37,105 --> 00:12:40,079
and I’m-a need it for my
date with Ebony.

273
00:12:41,573 --> 00:12:43,000
Huh.

274
00:12:43,025 --> 00:12:46,661
What are the odds of you both
talking to girls named Eb...?

275
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:52,023
Aw, hell no.

276
00:12:54,009 --> 00:12:55,965
You both got my hopes up for nothing.

277
00:12:55,990 --> 00:12:57,100
That girls a ho.

278
00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,575
No, shes not.

279
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,568
Oh, yeah? What kind of girl

280
00:13:01,593 --> 00:13:03,440
dates two brothers at the same time?

281
00:13:03,465 --> 00:13:04,769
She doesn’t know were brothers.

282
00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:07,178
Yeah, Mom, that would be weird.

283
00:13:09,584 --> 00:13:11,783
You know, I-I-I cant believe you two.

284
00:13:11,808 --> 00:13:14,553
You mean to tell me that,
in a world full of women,

285
00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:16,606
you’ll seriously risk your relationship

286
00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,266
fighting over the same girl?

287
00:13:19,243 --> 00:13:20,355
- Definitely.
- Yes.

288
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,970
- Yes.
- Absolutely.

289
00:13:23,391 --> 00:13:25,192
So, how you holding up, man?

290
00:13:25,562 --> 00:13:27,027
Terrible.

291
00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:29,317
I still cant look Gemma in the eye.

292
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,654
I feel like shes gonna know.

293
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,823
Don’t you go Hickory Corners on me.

294
00:13:35,359 --> 00:13:38,401
This is so nice. Thanks
again for having us.

295
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,724
Oh, please. Its our pleasure.
Right, Dave?

296
00:13:40,749 --> 00:13:42,688
Yeah.

297
00:13:50,274 --> 00:13:51,859
What are you looking at, Dave?

298
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,615
There’s a bug.

299
00:13:54,248 --> 00:13:55,593
Oh-oh, yeah,

300
00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:58,241
yeah, I see it, too. Its, uh... Oh!

301
00:13:58,266 --> 00:13:59,520
There. Got it.

302
00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:02,262
- Calvin.
- What?

303
00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:04,185
It looked like the bitey kind.

304
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,459
West Nile is in these streets.

305
00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:10,692
You know what, we should toast.

306
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,688
Dave, why don’t you pour
everyone some more wine?

307
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:14,340
Yeah, that’s a great idea.

308
00:14:15,984 --> 00:14:17,185
Okay.

309
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,033
Calvin, here you go.

310
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,393
Tina. Thank you.

311
00:14:21,418 --> 00:14:22,286
Dear...

312
00:14:22,311 --> 00:14:24,791
- Dave!
- Oh, no!

313
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:25,910
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry..

314
00:14:25,935 --> 00:14:27,437
- I got to go clean this up.
- Oh, my goodness.

315
00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:28,051
I’m so sorry.

316
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,013
It got all over your couch...
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

317
00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:31,303
Wrong wife, Dave.

318
00:14:36,954 --> 00:14:38,239
Dude.

319
00:14:38,456 --> 00:14:40,390
What is wrong with you, man?

320
00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:42,493
You got to pull it together. I cant!

321
00:14:42,526 --> 00:14:46,033
My hands are all sweaty, my
heart is pounding in my throat.

322
00:14:46,229 --> 00:14:50,569
Oh, you mean like the way I felt
when I had to give blood today?

323
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,677
Huh?

324
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,772
It took her four stabs to find a vein.

325
00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:04,043
What is up with Dave? Hes
been acting so weird.

326
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:06,090
Yeah, even for him.

327
00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:09,808
You know, Calvin’s been
acting funny, too.

328
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:10,900
How?

329
00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:13,699
Well, if a mosquito was
gonna give Dave West Nile,

330
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,423
I don’t think Calvin would stop it.

331
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,491
Maybe its because they’re
in the same club.

332
00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:21,023
What club?

333
00:15:21,048 --> 00:15:22,603
The recycling club.

334
00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:25,804
I saw them outside last
night whispering about it.

335
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,380
Oh, really?

336
00:15:29,405 --> 00:15:32,496
Yeah, then Dad gave Mr.
Calvin some money.

337
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,619
How much money?

338
00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:41,061
I don’t know, probably
like a million dollars.

339
00:15:42,796 --> 00:15:44,098
Hmm.

340
00:15:44,123 --> 00:15:45,909
Okay, sweetie, why don’t
you run off to bed?

341
00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:49,319
Okay... but save that
empty bottle for me.

342
00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:52,196
I want to join that club and get paid.

343
00:15:56,092 --> 00:15:58,840
You know, that little boy is
getting blacker and blacker.

344
00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:02,544
I cant believe Dave
gave Calvin that money.

345
00:16:02,569 --> 00:16:05,606
I specifically told him I was
trying to honor our friendship.

346
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,307
I told Calvin the same thing,

347
00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:09,397
but apparently their
egos are more important.

348
00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:11,355
This could have gotten really ugly.

349
00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:13,380
If you’d found out about
Dave paying Calvin

350
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,701
and thought that I was okay with it...

351
00:16:14,726 --> 00:16:15,958
I would’ve been pissed.

352
00:16:15,983 --> 00:16:17,559
Yeah, and then we
would’ve been in a fight.

353
00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:20,132
Not a real one.

354
00:16:20,862 --> 00:16:23,004
You don’t want to catch these hands.

355
00:16:24,365 --> 00:16:25,834
And all because of them.

356
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,561
They should be taught a lesson.

357
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:28,687
How?

358
00:16:28,712 --> 00:16:30,849
Maybe we should get into a fight.

359
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:35,279
Okay. But I don’t want
to catch those hands.

360
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:41,514
Come on, man, look, we just
have to make it through dinner

361
00:16:41,539 --> 00:16:43,833
and we never have to
see each other again.

362
00:16:46,995 --> 00:16:49,226
How is that gonna fix my problem?

363
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:51,864
It doesn’t. It fixes mine.

364
00:16:53,036 --> 00:16:55,398
You know, I cannot believe
you, Gemma Johnson!

365
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,293
Were supposed to be
friends, but you’re...

366
00:16:57,318 --> 00:16:59,356
you’re just the liar next door.

367
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,262
We are friends, Tina.

368
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,694
You have to believe me, I didn’t know.

369
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:05,985
Okay, what is going on?

370
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,384
I found out the truth that
Dave gave you the money.

371
00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:11,153
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, God.

372
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,572
And that Gemma was the one who
forced you both to do it.

373
00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:16,620
- Yes.
- What?

374
00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,702
Yes, it was her.

375
00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:20,897
You know what, Tina?

376
00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:23,557
I am sick of you and
your false accusations.

377
00:17:23,582 --> 00:17:26,693
Disrespect me one more
time and see what happens.

378
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:33,150
Oh, really, you little fake-ass Barbie?

379
00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:37,068
What you gonna do?

380
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:38,049
Tell me what you gonna do.

381
00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:39,719
Oh, Ill tell you what I’m gonna do.

382
00:17:39,744 --> 00:17:41,538
I’m gonna make you catch these hands.

383
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:43,538
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

384
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,096
Did you hear what she said to me?!

385
00:17:45,121 --> 00:17:46,641
Tina, please.

386
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,450
Gemma had nothing to do with this.

387
00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:51,853
She didn’t?

388
00:17:51,878 --> 00:17:52,980
No.

389
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,025
Is this true, Calvin?

390
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,310
Yeah, hes right, babe.

391
00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,385
It was all Dave.

392
00:18:03,254 --> 00:18:05,287
Seriously, Calvin?

393
00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:07,908
Look, fine, it was both of us.

394
00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:10,408
Were really sorry.

395
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,076
Yay! We got you!

396
00:18:18,101 --> 00:18:19,537
We were just pretending to fight.

397
00:18:19,562 --> 00:18:22,112
Oh, my God! You were so good.

398
00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:23,815
Oh, my God, no, you were so good.

399
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,317
"The liar next door."

400
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,976
You know, that just came
to me in the moment.

401
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,625
- Oh, my God, you’re so good.
- Now, hold on.

402
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:33,521
This whole thing was fake just
to make us look like fools?

403
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,885
Yeah, and it worked.

404
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,258
My heart is racing.

405
00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:41,780
Oh, my God, I’m pumped. Lets go out.

406
00:18:41,805 --> 00:18:44,780
Yeah, maybe get into a real fight.

407
00:18:44,805 --> 00:18:46,811
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow
your roll, Gemma.

408
00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:48,986
Hold up,

409
00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:50,206
y’all just gonna leave us?

410
00:18:50,231 --> 00:18:53,461
Hell yeah. You two totally
went behind our backs

411
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:55,883
when we were supposed to be partners.

412
00:18:56,117 --> 00:18:58,239
Yeah, Dave, if I wanted
to marry a liar,

413
00:18:58,264 --> 00:19:00,893
I would have stayed in Hickory Corners.

414
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:08,374
Damn, dude, how bad is that place?

415
00:19:12,006 --> 00:19:16,335
So, um, how was your date with Ebony?
I bet it sucked.

416
00:19:16,779 --> 00:19:18,464
<i>Au contraire, Mon frère.</i>

417
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:20,072
It was like something
out of a movie, okay?

418
00:19:20,088 --> 00:19:22,002
Think <i>Romeo and Juliet</i> meets

419
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,418
<i>Lady and the Tramp.</i>

420
00:19:23,443 --> 00:19:25,568
Oh, so you guys had spaghetti

421
00:19:25,593 --> 00:19:27,463
and then she killed herself?

422
00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,516
No.

423
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:31,859
We went to the park with her dogs,

424
00:19:31,884 --> 00:19:34,353
and their names are Romeo and Juliet.

425
00:19:34,378 --> 00:19:37,346
That sounds super lame.

426
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,435
Well, that long hug I
got at the end wasn’t.

427
00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,694
What'd you guys do?

428
00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:42,781
Well...
I picked her up...

429
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,555
On the bus.

430
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:47,063
We went to a poetry reading...

431
00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:48,472
That was free.

432
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,363
And then I dropped her
off at her place...

433
00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:51,821
Because you don’t have your own.

434
00:19:54,855 --> 00:19:57,628
Malcolm? Marty?

435
00:19:57,653 --> 00:19:59,370
- Ebony?
- Hey.

436
00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:01,797
- You guys know each other?
- Uh, yeah.

437
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,116
How?

438
00:20:03,151 --> 00:20:04,640
- Well...
- Well, uh...

439
00:20:04,665 --> 00:20:05,669
We-we-we...

440
00:20:05,694 --> 00:20:07,455
Oh, they brothers.

441
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:10,813
Are you ready, beautiful?

442
00:20:10,838 --> 00:20:11,494
What?

443
00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:13,706
Now-now, wait-wait-wait, wait a second.

444
00:20:13,747 --> 00:20:15,081
How do you two know each other?

445
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:17,469
Oh, were a match. Yeah.

446
00:20:17,494 --> 00:20:19,439
Turns out I do like online shopping.

447
00:20:23,748 --> 00:20:25,609
Wow.

448
00:20:28,115 --> 00:20:30,184
Well, maybe that’s for the best.

449
00:20:30,209 --> 00:20:32,586
You know what? Yeah, you’re right.
I mean, were brothers.

450
00:20:32,611 --> 00:20:34,193
Right.

451
00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:36,231
Oh, please, not again.

452
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:37,986
Okay,

453
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:40,327
lets just look and say
the names on three.

454
00:20:40,352 --> 00:20:41,451
- Ready?
- Okay.

455
00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:44,303
One... two... three.

456
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,029
- Laura! Tracey!
- Oh, God, thank you.

457
00:20:46,171 --> 00:20:50,201
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